The boy one owns a lot of movies and I know that he has this movie because sometimes he makes fun of me and says that if I'm not good he's going to put me back into the video cassette and lock away the key. I don't know exactly what that means but if it's anywhere near as scary as it sounds the smart move would be for me to be good.
I waddled up to the DVD rack. It probably has about 1-2 million DVDs. Why would anybody want so many DVDs? He hardly ever watches them. I think he just likes having them to show off that he knows about movies and whatnot. I spent a really long time looking but could not find the E.T. movie. Bust!
Then I looked at the TV and I saw a blue box that said ET on the label. I didn't look like the other DVDs, but I already said that I'm not a DVD expert so it's probably just a cool promotional packaging. Advertisers are so slick, they always know how to make stuff stand out.
I threw M&M's at the E.T. box until it fell down. I was really excited to see what this E.T. guy looks like on the cover but too bad the cover was so old that you couldn't see anything except that it was so old. Bart Bear can flap his paw and fly so I started being nice to him so that he'd do me the favor.
"Hey Bart Bear," I said. "You look dapper today."
Bart was in the middle of rooting through the laundry for lint but he popped up eventually. "What's dapper."
"It means handsome."
"What's handsome?"
Bart always asks so many questions because he doesn't really know very much. "It's a really good thing. I'm jealous," I said.
Then Bart smiled and beamed.
I told Bart I needed him to fly me up to the DVD player so we can put in E.T. and then see if I really look like E.T.
He said that the E.T. box didn't look like a DVD but then I told him about advertisers and he got confused and decided he better just fly us up.
So we flew up to the top of the television and I opened the DVD player. Unfortunately the movie didn't fit into the player. I was beginning to think that maybe it wasn't a DVD after all. Then Claude Bear walked by below, bouncing a tennis ball. He saw me and started laughing. I asked why he was doing the laughter and he said because I was trying to put a VHS into the DVD player. I asked what's a VHS and Claude Bear said it's the same as a DVD except you need to push really hard and smush it to get it to work. I thanked Claude Bear and then spent about 10 minutes jamming the VHS into the DVD player.
I tried so hard, but it didn't work. Stink! And I ended up breaking the DVD-player. Double-Stink!
Bart flew us down and then I got mad at Claude Bear for making me break it. But, like always, he came up with a plan. Claude Bear asked Bart to open the window. We all asked why but he just said it was part of the plan. Then he took out some bird feathers and asked Bart to sprinkle them around the DVD player. Then he said "Done." We asked what he meant and Claude Bear said that now when the humans get home they'll think a bird flew in and broke the DVd player.
It was the perfect plan!
The only problem is that I never got to find out if I really look like E.T. or not. Oh well :(
-kiki bear
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